10 Funny Ways to Get Fired
Tue, April 20, 2010 at 12:00 
Now this blog is here for a bit of fun. So please don't take it seriously!
- Tell your boss his wife is having an affair
- Sleep with your boss' wife
- Put peanut butter in the photocopying machine
- Stick out of order signs on all the toilets
- Paint all the white-boards black
- Turn up to meetings in drag
- Put ketchup in the coffee machine
- Put your boss on match.com
- Auction off the office stationary
- Put whoopie cushions on all chairs
Now a bit more on the serious side - if you aren't enjoying work - perhaps the above might spark off a few creative ideas and perhaps some motivation to make that move you've been wanting to do for ages. If you aren't enjoying what you're doing then why put up with it? If you're having a rough time - doing 10 people's jobs or just aren't being appreciated or valued - is this really good enough for you? Are you bored, tired of doing the same thing and generally frustrated? Then maybe these aren't quite the right things to do - as I wouldn't recommend getting yourself fired - but leaving your job to find something better is definitely an option to consider!!
Author: Nisa Chitakasem - Founder of Position Ignition - taking you to the next step in your career
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Reader Comments (1)
Hey, you're so crazy... But it was very funny.
This is not a good idea to want to get fired from office. I think, however resigned better than we are fired. I'd make my boss angry and almost got fired because I forgot to lock the file cabinets, so the important data is missing a lot. But, it's okay...it was a lesson.